Colorado is the Skinniest US State

Posted by Wesley On Monday, July 5, 2010 1 comments

Not according to my waistline! But, whatever. I'm well on my way to joining the ranks with the skinny bitches of this State. Maybe that's why I haven't been laid in so long? Because everyone's skinny and I'm not? 

That's it... I'm no longer losing weight for myself. I'm doing it so I can get laid like a porn star.

Just kidding. Sort of. But, in all seriousness, a recent survey by The Trust for America's Health shows Colorado as the skinniest state, with only 19% of it's adults over-weight. Apparently, high altitude, rock climbing, snowboarding, skiing, hiking, camping, lumber jacking, and jogging up huge, mountainous hills is good for your health!

Go Colorado. Now readers from other states... it's your job to help your state's number fall, fall, fall! 

1 comment:

Jennifer Brindley said...

I miss Colorado. And Wisconsin, I'm SO disappointed in you.